Amalgamated Burns Blog

Inquiring minds want to know: is it a proclivity of firstborns to heap punishment upon themselves in the form of asking great masses of people to invade their personal space, or if, in some strange way, they actually derive pleasure from this repetitive ordeal?

In the meantime, while we wait for data to be gathered in answer to our query, everyone who claims to be a part of the Gordon Burns and Richard Burns clans (and even those who don't, but have an affection for those who do) has been invited to swarm 271 South Oak, Cottage Hills, Illinois, for the two-day event beginning July 1st, and carrying on over until noon on the 2nd.

In case you find it difficult to believe that Doug would incur another such self-inflicted bash (reputable sources avow that, indeed, a gun was NOT held to his head -- he did this wild thing of his own accord!), you can hear it yourself right from the horse's mouth: (618) 259-1116. If you call, you're sure to get additional details.

So, listen up! Let's all make plans now to descend en masse July 1st and 2nd to break all standing Dugger party records!

Oh, yeah!