Friday, January 06, 2006
Deep Thoughts...
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
- I had amnesia once -- or twice.
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- They told me I was gullible..... and I believed them.
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
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Will sombody please splain to me the san fran one? I don't get it. Maybe I'm too tired. At least I'm not the only one that posts in the middle of the night. (Or is your clock wrong Aunt Linda?)
Title of a beloved Tony Bennett song: "I Left My Heart in San Francisco". Guess that one's for the Boomers and up...
And yes, I have posted some things after midnight, even though my New Year's Resolutions include getting to bed by 11:00 p.m. The old Burns Night Owl tendency isn't serving me well in this stage of my life.
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And yes, I have posted some things after midnight, even though my New Year's Resolutions include getting to bed by 11:00 p.m. The old Burns Night Owl tendency isn't serving me well in this stage of my life.
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